Friday, February 25, 2011

Top 13 Vampire Jokes

I have to say, this week's jokes suck more than usual. I hope nobody gives me any bad blood about them.

13. What did the vampire order at the bar? A Bloody Mary
12.What kind of dog does a vampire have? A Blood Hound
11. I worked with a vampire once. They were a real pain in the neck.
10. Why would a vampire need cold medicine? For their coffin
9. What do you call a vampire snowman? Frostbite
8. I love it when Vampires race. It’s always neck and neck.
7. Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water
6. How do vampires flirt? Batting their eyes
5. Vampires have the most active clubs. They’re always looking for new blood.
4. The vampire broke up with their boyfriend because he wasn’t her type.
3. How do vampires go sailing? On blood vessels
2. Where do vampires have their savings accounts? The blood bank
1. I heard being a vampire really sucks

10 comments:

  1. Being a vampire really sucks, but it also really bites too.
    Funny stuffs as always ^^

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  2. Being a sparkling vampire sucks. Being a real vampire is friggen' awesome.


    Also, a bit of a typo... you said the vampire "Brook" up with their boyfriend (number 4)

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  3. Bah I thought I fixed that. It has been fixed now.

    Thank you both for your comments as always.

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  4. sorry but those jokes bite man

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  5. huh.....very....interesting....but not bad,not bad at all...:)

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  6. Awesome NEW Vampire Jokes...
    http://www.DCJohnsonBooks.com/Vampire-Jokes.asp

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  7. Corny. . .end of story. . although i did kinda like No. 4 :)

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  8. this is a mis-steak

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  9. Some people say that puns dont "Count" as jokes ;).... Shaddup im hilarious :3

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  10. These bad puns drive me kinda batty

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